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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#999153 added November 26, 2020 at 7:20am
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December 15, 2020 .. 1776?



"Muzzy is vacuuming," Evon speaks into the door speaker.
Zack pounds on the door, "God damn it! This is important!"
Muzzy comes up to the door in his shower robe and slippers.
"Zack?" Muzzy takes a sip of lemonade Evon has handed him.

"She said you were vacuuming" Zack queries as he views Muzzy
on the camera screen.
Muzzy towels off his head with the towel Evon has handed him.
"What is so important? It's 10 pm." Muzzy queries.
"The commies are gonna take our guns!" Zack holds up his assault rifle.

Muzzy sits in his Lazy Boy, "And?"
"AND?!" Zack shouts, "This is 1776!"
"I don't own an assault rifle. Why don't you bother someone who does?"
Muzzy asks Evon, his Philipino mail-order bride, for a neck rub.
"December 15, all the commies are targetted!" Zack shouts.

"Don't do anything crazy." Muzzy looks worried.
"Don Lemon is on the list!" Zack gives a salute.
Muzzy smiles gently at Zack, "He's just a news anchor."
"He is a commie propagandist!" Zack holds up an article in The Republic.
Muzzy whistles to Evon and whispers, "Call the police."

"Zack, did it occur to you that publicly threatening people is a crime?"
Muzzy gives a gentle smile to Zack.
"It's our constitutional right to overthrow a tyrant!" Zack shouts.
Muzzy swallows his lemonade, "Don Lemon is a TV news anchor..."
Zack laughs and revs up his scooter, "He's just the start!"


Reflections~The United States is a Republic, not a Democracy.



Muzzy43


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