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Fishin' for ZooDuck

by Zoo - Salted and Roasted

Rated: 18+ · Book · Experience · #113889

Sit on the shore. Cast out your line. This pond is re-stocked almost daily.

The writings in this journal have always been "full of it". Now this journal is simply full. I am continuing in my new journal, "Invalid Item"

** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **

I know what yer wondering... No that's not my horse, and the suit of armor is borrowed. What're ya'? Nuts?!

This journal, in many ways, is just a place to capture ideas and thoughts. Some ideas may stand alone. Some will be just the start of something else. Some will put you fast asleep. Some will just make absolutely no sense to you whatsoever, but hopefully you'll read on.

Enjoy. Gotta go now. I'm on my way to the castle moat to see if I can spear me a big fish-a-ma-jigger with this here jouster-thingy.

SEE YA'!

Zoo - Salted and Roasted

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#185. Unfinished business .. . .. . .. ..
ID #278472 entered on February 20, 2004 at 4:05pm

#184. The odds are only 800 billion to 1!
ID #278463 entered on February 20, 2004 at 2:19pm

#183. Same message, new messenger
ID #278190 entered on February 18, 2004 at 4:18pm

#182. "Lookie here Billy Bob! What's this white shit?"
ID #278057 entered on February 17, 2004 at 4:51pm

#181. UPDATES
ID #277452 entered on February 13, 2004 at 3:21pm

#180. Mine's too old... Can you rip me a new one?
ID #277423 entered on February 18, 2004 at 4:40pm

#179. ~Fire & Brimstone~
ID #277417 entered on February 17, 2004 at 4:52pm

#178. S.o H.appy I.t's T.hursday
ID #277322 entered on February 12, 2004 at 5:52pm

#177. Great Big Sweet Balls of Candy
ID #277130 entered on February 11, 2004 at 2:17pm

#176. Gene Turner
ID #276961 entered on February 10, 2004 at 4:11pm

#175. The other kind of Deadbeat Dad...
ID #276937 entered on February 10, 2004 at 1:12pm

#174. Nature's Theatre for the Senseless
ID #276925 entered on February 10, 2004 at 11:00am

#173. Rocket Science for Midget Frogs
ID #276819 entered on February 10, 2004 at 11:04am

#172. Damage Control
ID #276800 entered on February 10, 2004 at 10:45am

#171. What's that Squishing Noise?
ID #276750 entered on February 9, 2004 at 3:35pm

#170. Driftwood Cling-on
ID #276191 entered on February 6, 2004 at 4:06pm

#169. So much for fun and games....
ID #274779 entered on January 30, 2004 at 4:59pm

#168. A dull informational entry...
ID #274649 entered on January 29, 2004 at 5:33pm

#167. Popping in for a brief moment....
ID #274426 entered on January 27, 2004 at 5:09pm

#166. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Nervous Like a Grape.....
ID #273947 entered on July 29, 2004 at 1:16pm

#165. Mean People in Houston
ID #273845 entered on January 22, 2004 at 5:33pm

#164. The Night Moves Against the Wind
ID #273604 entered on January 20, 2004 at 5:36pm

#163. The Armored Truck Fiasco : Take the Money and Run
ID #273124 entered on January 27, 2004 at 5:05pm

#162. Pardon me while I a-muse myself...
ID #273118 entered on January 16, 2004 at 4:17pm

#161. Touching on Everything...
ID #273113 entered on January 16, 2004 at 4:39pm

#160. Kids and Deer Rifles: the fondest memories.
ID #273008 entered on January 15, 2004 at 5:44pm

#159. Pulse pulse... throb.
ID #272851 entered on January 14, 2004 at 10:29am

#158. In the Moment...
ID #272782 entered on January 13, 2004 at 5:26pm

#157. Forgive me Chester...
ID #272644 entered on January 12, 2004 at 5:15pm

#156. A Simpler Life
ID #272190 entered on January 8, 2004 at 1:49pm

#155. Let's go to Dinner
ID #272188 entered on January 12, 2004 at 5:12pm

#154. honey mustard is best spread thinly and evenly..
ID #272071 entered on January 7, 2004 at 4:42pm

#153. Brok-tuyu-bi
ID #271946 entered on January 6, 2004 at 2:54pm

#152. The Armored Truck Fiasco : Like a Real Twinkie
ID #271934 entered on January 16, 2004 at 5:42pm

#151. 2004
ID #271931 entered on January 16, 2004 at 5:45pm

#150. Annual Jumping through Hoops
ID #271226 entered on December 31, 2003 at 2:58pm

#149. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Even The Best Laid Plans...
ID #271072 entered on January 27, 2004 at 5:02pm

#148. Time Heals all Wounds
ID #271059 entered on December 30, 2003 at 4:56pm

#147. You'll know where to find me...
ID #270924 entered on December 29, 2003 at 10:26am

#146. BiGWheels & Spirographs, Swivel Trees & Eggplant Parmesan
ID #270505 entered on December 24, 2003 at 2:30pm

#145. I like the chimichanga..
ID #270445 entered on December 24, 2003 at 12:17pm

#144. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Unsure
ID #270342 entered on January 27, 2004 at 5:01pm

#143. The Armored Truck Fiasco : Itinerary
ID #270332 entered on January 27, 2004 at 4:54pm

#142. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Paint Ball Gun
ID #270325 entered on January 27, 2004 at 4:51pm

#141. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Initial Planning
ID #270246 entered on January 27, 2004 at 4:50pm

#140. The Armored Truck Fiasco: Deliberating
ID #270243 entered on January 27, 2004 at 4:48pm

#139. This just in....
ID #270217 entered on December 22, 2003 at 9:44am

#138. The Armored Truck Fiasco
ID #269989 entered on January 27, 2004 at 4:46pm

#137. ?????
ID #269627 entered on December 16, 2003 at 5:35pm

#136. Who's Counting ?
ID #269507 entered on December 15, 2003 at 10:29am

#135. Chasing the Sunset
ID #269504 entered on December 15, 2003 at 10:13am

#134. Mike Wallace
ID #268453 entered on December 4, 2003 at 5:48pm

#133. Don't Be Stranger
ID #268339 entered on December 3, 2003 at 3:14pm

#132. Metro-sexuals
ID #268323 entered on December 3, 2003 at 2:03pm

#131. Coincidental Umbrellas
ID #268233 entered on December 2, 2003 at 3:11pm

#130. Riddle Me This
ID #268124 entered on December 2, 2003 at 10:27am

#129. Stuffing.. and other stuff worth pouring gravy on.
ID #268122 entered on December 1, 2003 at 4:48pm

#128. The blessing of music....
ID #267536 entered on November 26, 2003 at 2:40pm

#127. Thanksgiving
ID #267510 entered on November 26, 2003 at 2:12pm

#126. The Old MAn ShuFFLE
ID #267388 entered on November 25, 2003 at 10:35am

#125. Mr. ZZ's Birthday
ID #267278 entered on November 24, 2003 at 11:54am

#124. Circus Boy
ID #266946 entered on November 21, 2003 at 2:27pm

#123. Well.... At least the kids are making good grades!
ID #266448 entered on November 17, 2003 at 4:00pm

#122. Breathing is Mandatory. Period.
ID #265969 entered on November 13, 2003 at 5:17pm

#121. Talking to Myself .... one Month ago
ID #265170 entered on November 7, 2003 at 9:50am

#120. Middle Aged?? Who? Me?
ID #265087 entered on November 6, 2003 at 5:55pm

#119. Actually, here's a better plan ...
ID #265045 entered on November 6, 2003 at 11:15am

#118. Here's what I'll do....
ID #264889 entered on November 5, 2003 at 1:35pm

#117. The Laughing Gremlin Strikes !
ID #264622 entered on November 5, 2003 at 10:11am

#116. Even a Blind Squirrel....
ID #264049 entered on October 31, 2003 at 10:58am

#115. The End is Near
ID #263959 entered on October 30, 2003 at 5:39pm

#114. Why I hate bill collectors...
ID #263723 entered on October 30, 2003 at 5:42pm

#113. 4 days later....
ID #263594 entered on October 28, 2003 at 1:43pm

#112. Melba Toast Canoe on the River of Fire
ID #262978 entered on October 23, 2003 at 4:12pm

#111. The unbalanced washing machine that is my life
ID #262821 entered on October 22, 2003 at 5:12pm

#110. Three Old Maids
ID #262640 entered on October 21, 2003 at 2:49pm

#109. Picture Day Dramatics
ID #261862 entered on October 16, 2003 at 11:02am

#108. The Bat-Cave
ID #261858 entered on October 16, 2003 at 10:34am

#107. Longhorn Nancyball
ID #261607 entered on October 15, 2003 at 10:30am

#106. Can I get some kraut widdat?
ID #261605 entered on October 15, 2003 at 10:20am

#105. The Blessing & The Curse
ID #260901 entered on October 10, 2003 at 2:12pm

#104. The way the ball bounces....
ID #260228 entered on October 6, 2003 at 12:41pm

#103. Pangram
ID #260222 entered on October 6, 2003 at 9:46am

#102. Privileged
ID #259851 entered on October 3, 2003 at 4:50pm

#101. Public Journals
ID #259848 entered on October 3, 2003 at 4:31pm

#100. Rumors stink
ID #259837 entered on October 3, 2003 at 2:49pm

#99. Longhorn Football
ID #259651 entered on October 2, 2003 at 2:59pm

#98. guitar strings, register tape and morning doves...
ID #259478 entered on October 1, 2003 at 5:45pm

#97. Keep Austin Weird
ID #259324 entered on October 3, 2003 at 5:43pm

#96. Rumor has it....
ID #259317 entered on September 30, 2003 at 1:48pm

#95. The Muffin Man
ID #259308 entered on September 30, 2003 at 11:36am

#94. Copernicus predicts tomorrow....
ID #259156 entered on September 30, 2003 at 9:52am

#93. Oops! Spamming is a no-no..
ID #258630 entered on September 26, 2003 at 12:47pm

#92. Panorama
ID #258138 entered on September 24, 2003 at 4:50pm

#91. What a difference a few hours makes...
ID #257338 entered on September 19, 2003 at 5:01pm

#90. hEy HeY, gRey dAy
ID #257323 entered on September 19, 2003 at 3:16pm

#89. Something Outrageously Amazing
ID #256355 entered on September 11, 2003 at 4:11pm

#88. Coming Down With Something
ID #256053 entered on September 11, 2003 at 11:43am

#87. Ya'll Are Just Turning Against Me!
ID #255912 entered on September 8, 2003 at 3:40pm

#86. interview
ID #255466 entered on September 23, 2003 at 2:27pm

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