Mumbo Jumbo Contest

My dream house would be a huge studio apartment. It would have to be all blue, including blue laminate flooring (Which is really shiny so I can do the moonwalk). To get up to the second floor I would have an escalator. The roof would be transparent glass with solar panels skirting around the edge. On all of the windows I would have window seats so I could sit and watch the rain while sitting beside a warm blazing fire (Victorian style). I would live with three of my best friends and as they are so loving they would let me desigan the whole apartment including the fake (blue) leather seats and beads instead of curtains. There would also have to be a million scented candles plus chinese stuff.