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Dec 6, 2001 at 7:32pm
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Hear me out
by Joy
It is on the open and plain,
You think you've somethin' to complain.
But hear this if you please
And set your mind at ease.
I can't drink your whine
I can't eat the cheese.
It is my doctor you see
Who put me on peas.
He also put me on Lipitor,
For I got high cholesterol.
My next move, I'll go live, I bet
On a mountainside, in Tibet.
My health insurance has me on hold,
I have to act now and be bold.
So hold your whine and hold your cheese.
Until, on my life, I get a new lease.


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Hear me out · 12-06-01 7:32pm
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