Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Dear Izzy,

Thank you for your most excellently written letter of complaint. I can see these Diaries things are quite a bother and many who might be too shy to broach such a delicate subject are indeed happy that you are so bold. I am sure, you will go far in this business because of your boldness.

There is only one problem with your letter. We don't make diaries. We don't sell diaries. We don't read diaries and we don't write in diaries. Dairies, we do know about, but diaries, we don't. As a matter of fact, Bubba and Billy Bob our Customer Care Department Whiners, they can't even write, much less read.

However, I think a solution to your problem is to purchase our Christmas Gift Pack for all your friends. You don't have to worry about size or color or even if your friends can read or write. So order a bunch of them soon and take the worry out of shopping.

Thank you for your letter and we are so happy that we could help you solve your problem. We do appreciate our valuable and repeat customers and we will be watching the mail for your order real soon.

WHinningly Yours
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner