Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Dear Susan,

Well, not always. I spent 14 years in public school (Red House Consolidated School), and 10 years in the hollowed halls of my alma mater, Suggs Institute and even though I got gold stars in writing, cyphering and home living, I have difficulty remembering many of those facts.

Though I can't learn a lot, I can teach a lot and let me encourage you to purchase a Whine and Cheese Company, Inc. Christmas Gift Pack for all your friends and family. No last minute hurrying out to buy Uncle Charlie those Fruit of the Looms. You won't have to rush out to buy that 3 n 1 kitchen tool that makes mounds of french fries for Aunt Ethel. Just place your order and we'll ship it directly to your family member with your personalized card. So don't delay, order today. Bubba and Billy Bob are a settin here with their pen in hand to write them cards.

WHinningly yours
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner