Say What?

: Theday
: 07-03-06 @ 7:24pm
Duh: "I'm full." "You are, must be a compliment to the chef." "I cooked it." "Then you must like your work." - me to the bf.

: Theday
: 07-03-06 @ 7:22pm
Duh: "He hasn't seen the Spider-man movies, or Underworld or the X-men movies." "Does he live under a rock?" - my friend and I about another friend.

: Grandma Penguin needs help
: 06-23-06 @ 8:58am
Duh: "What's on the Chicken Club sandwich?" A customer, while looking directly at a very clear picture that shows you EXACTLY what is on the sandwich!

: Theday
: 06-16-06 @ 7:45pm
Duh: "I swear I was the only one who saw the lightning storm last night. Do you people have something better to do at 3 am?" - Me

: Theday
: 06-04-06 @ 2:27pm
Duh: "Damn public educated grads, too chicken to take risks." - me about my sister and her friend.

: Theday
: 06-04-06 @ 2:26pm
Duh: "Well, at least I can wear high heels in public!" my sister to my Dad.

: Grandma Penguin needs help
: 06-03-06 @ 9:04pm
Duh: Another dimwit says, "I'm sweating like a sieve."

: Grandma Penguin needs help
: 06-03-06 @ 9:03pm
Duh: I knew a woman who used to always twist things around, she's not real bright: "He was built like a shit brickhouse."

: Theday
: 06-02-06 @ 3:36pm
Duh: "Where's Waldo?" me on looking at the picture of Everything...

: Theday
: 06-02-06 @ 3:35pm
Duh: "Those SunRipe people were trying to get in my pants." Me about people trying to sell me stuff.

: Octobers Lie
: 05-30-06 @ 6:28pm
Duh: A friend asked me "Why does your closet door knob have a lock on the inside instead of the outside?" Duh! So that no one gets locked in the closet!?!

: Grandma Penguin needs help
: 05-29-06 @ 6:59pm
Duh: "Are you ok?" Asked of me when I was vomiting my guts out. Duh, whadda ya think? lol

: Elisa the Bunny Stik
: 05-06-06 @ 2:51am
Duh: "Look! Anthrax brownies!"-me (after a delirious crying fit) upon seeing brownies topped with powdered sugar during the Anthrax Scare of 2001

: Elisa the Bunny Stik
: 05-06-06 @ 2:50am
Duh: "First I lose my memory. Second I lose my memory."-me in high school

: Theday
: 05-03-06 @ 5:21am
Duh: "I have to go wash my hands, I don't know who else was handeling those nuts." - Me at a resturant after being at a hardware store.

: DragonsGoddess
: 04-14-06 @ 2:49am
Duh: Which way is up and which way is down? Heard out of context this is the biggest duh! In context he was asking about a box that was supposed to be a certain way so as not to break the car parts in it.

: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 8:02pm
Duh: "Is that you or a broomhandle?" Me while we were making fun of sex on the job.

: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 8:01pm
Duh: "There's no way I'm watching a David Lynch film with you." Me after getting 4 dozen questions when watching King Kong with a friend.

: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 8:00pm
Duh: "I can't eat cheesecake anymore, it goes straight to my ass." "You should eat more cheesecake." me and the bf.

: Just in Sight
: 03-29-06 @ 12:53am
Duh: "Look, Trenton ... a pachyderm!" (At a Renaissance Festival, a mom pointing out an elephant to her toddler)

: Theday
: 03-20-06 @ 4:49am
Duh: "I'm fine, don't worry." me when I was vomitting.

: Theday
: 03-20-06 @ 4:48am
Duh: "I bet Kelsey never had you standing out in the middle of nowhere next to a highway at night." - Me commenting on the situation to my little sisters as we waited for the bus.

: Theday
: 03-19-06 @ 4:05am
Duh: "No Carl, unplug the microphone near the wall." technical difficulties at school today.

: Theday
: 03-13-06 @ 2:54am
Duh: "New record, left the job in 3 days." my friend about my roomie leaving his latest job.

: rainblossoms in seclusion
: 03-10-06 @ 4:20pm
Duh: "My water's wet." - My friend's reaction to the beads of moisture on her Dasani bottle.

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