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Review #4270037
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Soundtracked  [GC]
The catch-all for items related to and/or inspired by the music that shaped me.
by Fivesixer
         Review for entry/chapter: "SPAM Hunters, Day 1: Wabasha" 
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Rated: GC | (1.5)
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Greetings, Fivesixer


This is your local Simply Positive Reviewer, here! Your writing has been selected for review, as part of Simply Positive's mission to bring more light on Authors here at WDC!

First Impressions: "Soundtracked"  is one for the record books. I believe that once I completed reading this horrible poetry, mine own guts would be churned into.....SPAM and MORE SPAM.

I meant that as a compliment.

Naturally, this was so terrible it was tasty. In the vilest manner one can think.



Overall Impact: When one is invited to enter into the Worst Poetry Contest of this kind, there was ONE thing that we desperately needed before reading....

Air Sickness bags.

Not only were the NOT provided, the plane never took off.

The sudden impact of this horrific tale was one that forced me to recall repressed memories, the kind that found me remembering those "meals" aroud a campfire, whereby Mother and Father, working in teams, threw partially opened cans of SPAM onto the coals of the grille...

...and when the shit brick oozed over, it was declared legally ready to eat.

US, not THEM.



Errors: The whole poem is a mistake.



Summation: For gawdsakes, put a WARNING up on the dashboard of this thing: make it akin to like countries where Ebola stalks the unwary with glee and SPAM is found nearby...

A solid 1.5 for your efforts this evening. A 1.0 perfect score might have been achieved if the poem were longer, hence vomiting would have been uncontrolled.

Keep writing!!!




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"Dr.J"


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