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Hello there, papadoc1
This is a Simply Positive Review! *Pool*


*Rolling* Okay I'm going to try to give you a review of an item that is in dire need of one.

*Pig* First of all, yuck and barf! Okay, now that I got that out of my system, I must say that when you decide to enter into a SPAM contest, you go all hog wild, Mr. Man. You also wrote an epic poem that seemed to never end. And by the time the reader gets through it, she wishes it had ended many verses ago.*Smirk*

*Utensils* Loved the sausage secret recipe. It added "substance" to the meat product, to make it just so special. Your character was wild, crazy and not who she purported to be, at all.

*Skunk* Your cast of characters lived-up to everything expected and unexpected, as the reader is drawn into a drama unfolding that shocks the senses.

*Devilish* I think you've discovered a new talent in writing -- how to write the very baddest you can to get the very bestest of ratings, which in the case of this particular contest, "Invalid Item"  means excellence in horrible poetry-- the coveted one star.

*Construction* The whole "pepperoni" scene, just made my eyes bleed, and my stomach churn.


Well done, in such a naughty and sick way! *Vomit*

Until next time--write on!

Regards,
WebWitch

   *CheckG* You responded to this review 10/26/2016 @ 10:58am EDT
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