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Review #4270191
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 The Wabasha Wham-Bamm Porker  [GC]
Entry for "Spam Hunters" Warning: Really terrible Poetry. 1 Star is the envy!
by Ԝ€ß☆ԜiʈCH
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Rated: GC | (1.0)
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Greetings, Ԝ€ß☆ԜiʈCH


This is your local Simply Positive Reviewer, here! Your writing has been selected for review, as part of Simply Positive's mission to bring more light on Authors here at WDC!

First Impressions: Oh my Gawd.

I've been to the depths of the crevasse - and have seen the other side.

And for the very first time, I do believe I found a nasty, nasty poem. It was so terrifically good at being poetically bad that I honestly was seeking a Rating of 0.0 - - - - but alas, there IS no "0.0" - - - and even THEN, I don't think it possible to give it the proper rating.



Overall Impact:Let me just say that the premise of this Poemus Horribilus is such that ANYONE with so much as 3rd Grade level English would read this.... stop.......drop..........and roll because the inner portion of his gut lining was afire.

This poem does more than stir the innards. It stirs the imagination is such agonizing manner that I cease and desist to even ATTEMPT to go back and see if there were errors.



Errors: The entire POEM is a mistake. So there.



Summation: I was grossed out to the point of no return. I felt a hinto f reverse peristalsis about to happen but gladly stopped just short of completely puking my gallbladder out of my nostril.

Thank goodness it is OVER!

1.0 Star Rating.

Don't Keep Writing. Your poetry is a danger to the WDC Public at large.




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