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Rated: XGC | (1.0)
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Greetings, Acme


This is your local Simply Positive Reviewer, here! Your writing has been selected for review, as part of Simply Positive's mission to bring more light on Authors here at WDC!

First Impressions: "Invalid Item"  is tasteless. It is scum of the earth. It is a slurry tank of SPAM. It is a carnal reservoir that reminds me of places I should not think of, dark holes and quivering SPAM jelly that threatens to remove all my senses, one at a time.

In fact, after reading this, I will begin psychotherapy once more.

You had me at goodbye! *Laugh*



Overall Impact: If there is a wonderfully horrible poem for the ages, one for the Hall of SPAM Shame, THIS one will do it!! *Laugh*

It holds you transfixed while at any moment one can expect to projectile puke with the speed of a Tornado jet aircraft in Launch Mode with a pair of AIM-21 Sparrow Missiles.

It does not let go of you until you've drunk the last of your SPAMtini, and have adoringly gazed at glow-in-the-dark body parts that...if I am not mistaken...can brighten even the darkest New Orleans whorehouse with its inherent 121 lumens.

Not that we wish to visit a New Orleans whorehouse, mind you.

I mean, if you read the poem, you HAVE NO CHOICE.



Errors: The entire POEM is a MISTAKE.



Summation: I was intelligent enough to NOT eat breakfast while coursing through this joint, full on expecting that air sickness bags are not going to be made readily available to those with less.....er.....tolerant muses and intestinal lining. Or is that constitution?!

Great going! WOO HOO!

1.0 Rating for the lady!!!




Once again, thank you for providing me the opportunity to read and review for Simply Positive; this also has been written in affiliation with
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"Dr.J"


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