This was so gross and so funny at the same time. Was this for real or a story? It sounded real and if it wasn't you did a fabulous job of making it totally believable. lol You caught my attention and really held it. I shared part with my caregiver sitting next to me at the library. She got involved with it too. You should see if there is a pesticide company that prints out a newsletter and get this story printed. It is very entertaining. You cracked me up when you asked if Noah really took two on the ark. Just cracked me up. You even sneaked in a history lesson. Good for you.
Love, LinnAnn