Hi there, DeLand! This is a rather odd thing to write about, but I like how you told it. I know you have this under ‘comedy’, but it also sounds a like a ‘tragedy’. Thank God Balthazar Maplethorpe and Sir Reginald Jadestone were able to recover after such a horrible experience like that! And it must have been just as horrible for you to watch the skin slough off them like that! If I were you, which I’m obviously not because that would mean that somebody else would have to be me, I’d file a lawsuit against this ‘Hairless’ company for a zillion dollars, plus another zillion just for punitive damages! But at least it turned out alright in the end. And speaking of ‘the end’, good luck getting a new assistant to help you with your ‘post bowel movement cleanup’! Comments and suggestions: ‘Being as I know my hands, well; like the back of my hand...’ ‘sluff’ should be ‘slough’ Kee ponw ritin gon, DeLand, wherever you are, and I hope you to see you (and your sense of humor) back here soon!
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