Ha! That's kind of funny. I'm not sure about the sentence about the kid, but the way you wrote this satirical advertisement for a book without any pages. That reminds me that I had a couple of books that did have pages, but instead of any writing, there were activity suggestions on what to do with the pages. One of those was dropping oil on a page to create an oil-stained book page. Hum. That makes me wonder if the creators of that book had a conversation with the creators of your book.