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Comedy: September 27, 2006 Issue [#1292]

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About This Newsletter

Comedy a.k.a. funny stuff.

Whatever your writing style or reading preference, comedy finds its way into everyone’s life in some form. Take time to look around and see the humor in life. Learn to love and laugh at yourself, and laugh with others.

This newsletter is designed to give you tips and entertainment, but mostly to put a smile on your face!


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Thanks to The Milkman for filling in last editorial while I packed my life away for an extended vacation and possible relocation to Europe. I will include comments from my previous editorial as well as his at the end of this editorial.

While I've already had many adventures in the two weeks I've been in England, I'll share the one fresh on my mind. Picture Yorkminister, a very large cathedral with towering arched ceilings and stained glass windows that go on forever. You walk in and see tombs of the kings that have ruled in the past and you immediately have a Lord of the Rings flashback. Impressed, you walk farther in, gawking at the architecture. You then hear sweet, pure, angelic voices filling every corner. Because of the acoustics, you cannot tell the origin - it just is. The voices surround you like a warm blanket and for a moment you wonder if you are in heaven. You breathe in deep and let the awe and wonder of the place envelope you. You embrace the peacefullness of the place, basking in the serenity. The pipe organ joins the voices giving it an almost gothic feel, but still strangely hypmotising. You let your eyes close and your mind starts to drift away into a sea of tranquility until the air is suddenly pierced by a shrill scream. Force out of your trance, you wonder who is letting their child scream over and over again. Why aren't they controlling their child? Who would bring such an unruly creature into this holy santuary?

Then I realized it was me. My child was the screamer. Once again, Zoe leaves an unforgettable impression!


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Ask & Answer

Melissa is fashionably late! writes:

It's great to see you back writing for the comedy newsletter, Moo! We missed you!


Breezy-E ~ In College writes:

Your "cooking with kids" instructions reminds me of "pilling your cat" instructions!
If you haven't read about it yet, then check out http://www.pawsperouspets.com/humor/catpill.shtml .


The Milkman

Sherri these baking tips can also be used for those households that have four-legged
children especially cats. My cat doesn't like flour but he'll try to lick the grease out of a floured pan...lol


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