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by raheem
Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1049093
A little boy tells his mother about his first day at school
How was School Today

"How was school today" My mother asked,
"It really was a pain in the ass,
Tey teach and expect us to listen,
And if we don't they give us detention,
They teach us how to write and read,
And give us homework every week,
They only feed us rice and corn,
And the computers don't have any porn,
The girls at school play hard to get,
So we go in the bathroom and beat our dicks,
The teachers act like little bitches,
And tell on everything like little snitches,
The principle is the worst of all,
He just sits around scratching his balls,
It's awful i tell, it's a living hell,
They have more rights and freedom in jail."

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