While I'm In a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Title: While I'm In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Fandom: Farscape
Characters: John Crichton
Rating: G
Author's Notes: John's thoughts about all he's been through (set between seasons 2 and 3). Major spoilers for Die Me Dichotomy (season 2 finale).

Stardate 12.333.222

I'm amusing, aren't I? I've been stuck in the Delta Quadrant for about two years now. Okay, so I shouldn't use the word 'stuck'. I mean, after all, I've made some great friends and fell in love. I could have passed on the mind probing and evil aliens, though.

I had the neural chip removed, but not before the mental clone caused me to go all Scorpius on the people I care about. I attacked Zhaan and killed Aeryn in the process. Oh, and the Diagnosan is lying pretty much dead on the floor beneath me.

So, here I am a piece of my brain gone and speechless. Literally speechless, mind you. How you can even know any of this is beyond me.

I'm sorry, we don't have time to think of all that. I just want my brain back even though I know it's next to impossible. Hey, I'm John Crichton, I wrote the book on impossible!