The Dirtier Poetry

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
KY is too.

I think you are cute
I think that you rock
So i will unzip
And you suck my ...

I love you so much
I love you to bits!
But more than all that
I love your big tits.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im on one knee
So you can get on yours too.

Our love is very wonderful
I hope it never ends
But at least once a month
I'll stay at a friends.

You're the girl that keeps me happy
The girl that keeps me sane.
But if you dont shut up
I'll blow out your fucking brain.

I think you are beautiful
I think you're the best,
But to tell you the truth
You look fat in that dress.

You're a wonder of the world.
You're a sight for sore eyes.
Now that thats over,
lets open those thighs.

I will love you always,
Till your old and your grayed
But do we really need kids?
I just wanna get laid.

Your the best a man could ask for
and the best a man could get.
You're the girl of my dreams,
and all those dreams are wet.


**Not my actual opinions. I have more respect for women than most women do. This is pure fiction and comedy**