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Rated: E · Book · Comedy · #1161266
Men turn into husbands....
husbands....habits, excuses, and experiences.
September 25, 2006 at 11:01pm
September 25, 2006 at 11:01pm
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It is amazing how men turn into husbands. When men are batchelors they attempt to do their own laundry, wash their dishes, and clean "at" their apartments. When they get married they slowly move from men to husbands. When they have turned into full blown husbands they cant get their butt up from the recliner until all the Sunday NFL, MLB and NBA games are over for the evening on tv. They sit in their recliners and whine "huunny, I am thiiirrrsty."
When they shower, they forget to use the towel rack on the wall, which they bump into all the time because it "sticks out there." When they take their clothes off at night for bed, they drop them where they stand and turn to you and say, "I will pick that up in the morning," which is still lieing there the next evening to cushion the fall of the second set of clothes.
His idea of doing laundry is sitting in his recliner requesting you not dry the McNair Jersey in the dryer but to hang it up to drip dry so it wont fade or shrink. *Smile*


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