Alcohol Related Problems

I like vodka, I like whiskey,
Sometimes, though, they make me frisky.
I brought a boy up to my bed
But I forgot to shave my legs!
When I told him what I'd done
He wrote a blog on MySpace.com
Ashamed, I was, but not for long
'Cause I told my friends of his ding-dong!

I like ale and I like beer
Except when they make me feel queer.
I met a young man on a boat.
We kissed - I threw up down his throat!
When my friends knew what I'd done
They wrote a blog on MySpace.com.
He didn't find that very funny,
I didn't mind - he had no money!

I like cider, I like gin,
If I drink enough my head will spin.
I met a guy in an indie club
He offered me some candlelit grub.
I said "O.K." and we had fun.
We chatted on MySpace.com.
Drinking saved me - that's the truth
I've liver damage but WHAT A YOUTH!!