Joe And Joe 2

Joe: You know, it's hard. I get hungry and Joe 2 isn't. He's asleep. I am starving and...
Joe 2: Hey! I'm tired.
Joe: I know. Also, when... ow! Ahh... i'm growing a new head!
Joe 3: Hi. I come from apple world and have come to tell you a secret.
Joe: What?
Joe 3: I once told somebody that my mom was 83, but she's really 82!
Joe 2: So can you go away?
Joe 3: But i'm attached to you.
Joe: So... you'll never go away.
Joe 3: No.
Joe: Okay. So anyway, when I want to watch TV...
Joe 3: Pllpst.
Joe: Excuse me, I was talking, so don't cut a fart when i'm talking!
Joe 3: I want to talk.
Joe: So as I was saying...
Joe 3: We're on TV?! Hi brother!
Joe 2: What's your brother's name?
Joe 3: I have 2. Tom and Joe.
Joe 2: Which one were you saying hi to?
Joe 3: Tom. I hate Joe!
Joe: Why do you hate him?
Joe 3: He always complains about having a stupid name and wants my name.
Joe 2: But you have the same name!
Joe 3: So. I'm out of here.
Joe: Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe 3: Sorry for the eternal bleeding!