Scripts. :3

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NUMEVENTS=34
SCRIPTER_BOTNICK=Dementio
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[EVENT11]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.magic
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[EVENT17347100]
SUB=0

[EVENT12]
TYPE=When a user joins a channel                                                            JOIN
TRIGGER=* * has joined *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[EVENT14]
TYPE=When a user is kicked                                                                    KICK
TRIGGER=* Dementio was kicked from * by *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub
SUB=0

[EVENT15]
TYPE=When private messages are received                                              MSG
TRIGGER=.set * *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[EVENT21602388]
SUB=0

[EVENT16]
TYPE=When private messages are received                                              MSG
TRIGGER=.repeat *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[SCRIPT16]
0=/msg $nick $2

[EVENT17]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=*Cya*
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[SCRIPT14]
0=/msg chanserv kick $channel $8

[EVENT21604248]
SUB=0

[EVENT21]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.stab * *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[EVENT21604052]
SUB=0

[EVENT23]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.fortune
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=

[SCRIPT23]
0=/set $fortune $random 10
1=/if $fortune eq 1 /msg $channel Good Luck is in your future~
2=/if $fortune eq 2 /msg $channel Very Good Luck is what I see~
3=/if $fortune eq 3 /msg $channel You'll be Super Lucky~
4=/if $fortune eq 4 /msg $channel Your fortune is Wildly Unpredictable ._.
5=/if $fortune eq 5 /msg $channel Try again _Later_ T_T
6=/if $fortune eq 6 /msg $channel Bad Luck is what's up ahead~
7=/if $fortune eq 7 /msg $channel I'd watch out for Super Bad Luck~
8=/if $fortune eq 8 /msg $channel Don't bother going outside tomorrow ;,,;~
9=/if $fortune eq 9 /msg $channel Rain is in your forecast~
10=/if $fortune eq 10 /msg $channel Your future is unscrutinable, deal with it~

[SCRIPT21]
0=/me $channel stabs $2 with $3

[EVENT24]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.slap *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=

[EVENT21603648]
SUB=0

[SCRIPT24]
0=/me $channel slaps $2

[EVENT25]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.item
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub
SUB=0

[EVENT26]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.scary
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[SCRIPT26]
0=/msg $channel You want scary?
1=/msg $channel Look at this poor man here: http://www.geocities.com/kellster.geo/yay.jpg
2=/msg $channel That evil clown is beating up on that Japanese man!
3=/msg $channel >:O Look how scared the Japanese guy is!

[EVENT27]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=*demtio*|*demetio*|*dimento*
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[SCRIPT27]
0=/msg $channel I believe my name is Dementio /_\

[SCRIPT25]
0=/set $item $random 100
1=/if $item eq 1 /me $channel gives $nick an umbrella
2=/if $item eq 2 /me $channel gives $nick a nuclear bomb
3=/if $item eq 3 /me $channel gives $nick two shurikens
4=/if $item eq 4 /me $channel gives $nick twenty omni-bullets
5=/if $item eq 5 /me $channel gives $nick a generic sword
6=/if $item eq 6 /me $channel gives $nick a katana
7=/if $item eq 7 /me $channel gives $nick a rocket launcher
8=/if $item eq 8 /me $channel gives $nick a machine gun
9=/if $item eq 9 /me $channel gives $nick a broken megaman doll
10=/if $item eq 10 /me $channel gives $nick twenty bucks
11=/if $item eq 11 /me $channel gives $nick a rusty knife
12=/if $item eq 12 /me $channel gives $nick a fashionable headband
13=/if $item eq 13 /me $channel gives $nick a new headset
14=/if $item eq 14 /me $channel gives $nick the Tomb Raider movie on DVD
15=/if $item eq 15 /me $channel gives $nick a homeless person
16=/if $item eq 16 /me $channel gives $nick a suicide note
17=/if $item eq 17 /me $channel gives $nick a Death Note
18=/if $item eq 17 /me $channel forgets all about killing all those people
19=/if $item eq 18 /me $channel gives $nick a hand held lazer
20=/if $item eq 19 /me $channel gives $nick a microscopic cold
21=/if $item eq 20 /me $channel gives $nick 14 Valentines signed by Ganon
22=/if $item eq 21 /me $channel gives $nick a grenade
23=/if $item eq 22 /me $channel gives $nick a letter from somebody named 'Lillith'
24=/if $item eq 23 /me $channel gives $nick a smelly hat that has a faded logo on it
25=/if $item eq 24 /me $channel gives $nick a strange pill
26=/if $item eq 25 /me $channel gives $nick a companion cube
27=/if $item eq 25 /msg $channel <INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE>, the companion cube will assist you.
28=/if $item eq 25 /msg $channel :3
29=/if $item eq 26 /me $channel gives $nick a garbage pail
30=/if $item eq 27 /me $channel gives $nick a mighty centipede
31=/if $item eq 28 /me $channel gives $nick a hand-me-down pair of shoes wrapped in newspaper
32=/if $item eq 29 /me $channel gives $nick Seventy Lira
33=/if $item eq 30 /me $channel gives $nick 42 metal envelopes
34=/if $item eq 31 /me $channel gives $nick a mighty pen, created by ALGEBRA
35=/if $item eq 32 /me $channel gives $nick a magical shield made of caterpillars
36=/if $item eq 33 /me $channel gives $nick an intense Geography problem >:D
37=/if $item eq 34 /me $channel gives $nick Fiiiiive~ Gooooolddeeen Rinnngs~
38=/if $item eq 35 /me $channel gives $nick yesterday's newspaper
39=/if $item eq 36 /me $channel gives $nick a soccer ball
40=/if $item eq 37 /me $channel gives $nick a phoenix down ;3
41=/if $item eq 38 /me $channel gives $nick a baanga helmet
42=/if $item eq 39 /me $channel gives $nick a Dr. Tran lunchbox
43=/if $item eq 40 /me $channel gives $nick a gigantic beetle
44=/if $item eq 41 /me $channel gives $nick half of a golden ship part
45=/if $item eq 42 /me $channel gives $nick a Metroid
46=/if $item eq 43 /me $channel gives $nick Zebesian wrapped up in scotch tape
47=/if $item eq 44 /me $channel gives $nick an electrical outlet
48=/if $item eq 45 /me $channel gives $nick three miniature Santas
49=/if $item eq 46 /me $channel gives $nick too many toasters
50=/if $item eq 47 /me $channel gives $nick some Sunday morning funnies
51=/if $item eq 48 /me $channel gives $nick water with some volcanicity
52=/if $item eq 49 /me $channel gives $nick a square inch of dinner
53=/if $item eq 50 /me $channel gives $nick a great great great great great lobster dinner
54=/if $item eq 51 /me $channel gives $nick a straight jacket
55=/if $item eq 52 /me $channel gives $nick a 'get out of death free' card
56=/if $item eq 53 /me $channel gives $nick a 'you lose instantly, do not pass go, do not collect 200 Dollars' card
57=/if $item eq 54 /me $channel gives $nick an instant winner ticket that expired
58=/if $item eq 55 /me $channel gives $nick KF's efficiency >:D
59=/if $item eq 56 /me $channel gives $nick the Dark Prognisticus
60=/if $item eq 57 /me $channel gives $nick the Light Prognisticus
61=/if $item eq 58 /me $channel gives $nick a Shroom Shake
62=/if $item eq 59 /me $channel gives $nick a Power Pellet
63=/if $item eq 60 /me $channel gives $nick a Senzu Bean
64=/if $item eq 61 /me $channel gives $nick an Unlucky Charm
65=/if $item eq 62 /me $channel gives $nick a 20-Coin Hex
66=/if $item eq 63 /me $channel gives $nick a deck of tarot cards
67=/if $item eq 64 /me $channel gives $nick a british accent
68=/if $item eq 65 /me $channel gives $nick an extra turn
69=/if $item eq 66 /me $channel gives $nick a 1-Up Mushroom
70=/if $item eq 67 /me $channel gives $nick Bleck's Monocle
71=/if $item eq 68 /me $channel gives $nick french pudding
72=/if $item eq 69 /me $channel gives $nick a Scouter
73=/if $item eq 70 /me $channel gives $nick Cesium 137
74=/if $item eq 71 /me $channel gives $nick a small purplish-blue flower that has almost wilted
75=/if $item eq 72 /me $channel gives $nick a duck that can talk
76=/if $item eq 73 /me $channel gives $nick IN-credible cough syrup
77=/if $item eq 74 /me $channel gives $nick the Tingle Tuner
78=/if $item eq 75 /me $channel gives $nick the Postman's mask
79=/if $item eq 76 /me $channel gives $nick a Needler
80=/if $item eq 77 /me $channel gives $nick a pokeball with GS on it
81=/if $item eq 78 /me $channel gives $nick an offical 'Team Rocket' uniform
82=/if $item eq 79 /me $channel gives $nick a Whopper Jr.
83=/if $item eq 80 /me $channel gives $nick the What-If Machine
84=/if $item eq 81 /me $channel gives $nick a space shuttle
85=/if $item eq 82 /me $channel gives $nick plans for the Death Egg
86=/if $item eq 83 /me $channel gives $nick a reminder note to buy some cake
87=/if $item eq 84 /me $channel gives $nick a photo of a super model with a companion cube as a head
88=/if $item eq 85 /me $channel gives $nick a silver scarf
89=/if $item eq 86 /me $channel gives $nick the yellow goat
90=/if $item eq 87 /me $channel gives $nick a Krabby Patty
91=/if $item eq 88 /me $channel gives $nick a prepubescent robotic girl
92=/if $item eq 89 /me $channel gives $nick a dryer
93=/if $item eq 90 /me $channel gives $nick a new wardrobe
94=/if $item eq 91 /msg $channel You are not authorized to acquire this yet.
95=/if $item eq 92 /me $channel gives $nick a web adress: http://comixmd.com
96=/if $item eq 93 /me $channel gives $nick a Shada egg
97=/if $item eq 94 /me $channel gives $nick a stainless steel teapot
98=/if $item eq 95 /me $channel gives $nick a bill
99=/if $item eq 96 /me $channel gives $nick a spy plane
100=/if $item eq 97 /me $channel gives $nick some sweet chariots
101=/if $item eq 98 /me $channel gives $nick some tots
102=/if $item eq 99 /me $channel gives $nick a mini Titanic
103=/if $item eq 100 /me $channel gives $nick 100 Power Stars

[SCRIPT11]
0=/if $nick eq KF /goto endo
1=/set $R $random 20
2=/if $R eq 1 /me $channel casts fog over the chat room
3=/if $R eq 2 /me $channel lowers the DEF of all members with a spell
4=/if $R eq 3 /me $channel sends a massive shower of sparks all over the chat room
5=/if $R eq 4 /me $channel creates illusions of $nick, which fly about the chat room
6=/if $R eq 5 /me $channel slows down time for everyone except $nick
7=/if $R eq 6 /me $channel creates thunderclouds which hang over the chat room and pour menacingly
8=/if $R eq 7 /me $channel increases $nick's luck with a spell
9=/if $R eq 8 /me $channel summons a Phantom Doll for $nick to control
10=/if $R eq 9 /me $channel plays a mysterious melody that puts animals in the chat room to sleep
11=/if $R eq 10 /me $channel magnetizes all the metal in the chat room, making it form a giant metal ball
12=/if $R eq 11 /me $channel makes balloons rain from the sky, blocking out the light
13=/if $R eq 12 /me $channel magically sticks $nick's legs together, and pushes $nick over
14=/if $R eq 13 /me $channel summons a Big Bob-omb, set to explode in 3 seconds-
15=/if $R eq 13 /wait 2 /msg $channel 3
16=/if $R eq 13 /wait 4 /msg $channel 2
17=/if $R eq 13 /wait 6 /msg $channel 1
18=/if $R eq 13 /wait 7 /me $channel teleports away as the Big Bob-omb explodes~
19=/if $R eq 14 /me $channel stares at $nick instead of using magic
20=/if $R eq 15 /me $channel casts a healing spell over the members
21=/if $R eq 16 /me $channel moves the Earth closer to the sun, increasing the sun's brightness
22=/if $R eq 17 /me $channel increases gravity by increasing the density of the Earth
23=/if $R eq 18 /me $channel forces trees to grow around the chat room, filling the air with the scent of spring
24=/if $R eq 19 /me $channel drains the life from the ground, reducing it to dust
25=/if $R eq 20 /me $channel creates a black hole-
26=/if $R eq 21 /me $channel covers $nick with a protective magic shield
27=/if $R eq 22 /me $channel stirs up a volcano beneath the chat room
28=/if $R eq 23 /me $channel restores $nick back to full health
29=/if $R eq 24 /me $channel changes the terrain to a magma field
30=/if $R eq 25 /me $channel changes the terrain to an underwater cavel
31=/if $R eq 26 /me $channel changes the terrain to the outside of a space station
32=/if $R eq 27 /me $channel transforms $nick into a taco monster
33=/if $R eq 28 /me $channel teaches $nick how to open The Void
34=/if $R eq 29 /me $channel flips $nick into another dimension
35=/if $R eq 30 /me $channel change's a meteor's course to crash into the chat room
36=:endo

[EVENT28]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.cast *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub

[SCRIPT28]
0=/if $nick eq MP /goto MP
1=/if $nick ne MP /goto endo
2=:MP
3=/if $2 eq life /me $channel restores her creator to life
4=/if $2 eq death /me $channel destroys her creator
5=/if $2 eq flame /me $channel fills the chat room with a devouring flame
6=/if $2 eq ice /me $channel creates a harsh blizzard in the chat room
7=/if $2 eq end /me $channel opens the void in the chat room
8=:endo

[EVENT29]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.throw * *
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub
SUB=0

[EVENT21604272]
SUB=0

[SCRIPT29]
0=/me $channel throws $2 at $3

[SCRIPT15]
0=/set $2 $3
1=/echo $2 $3
2=/msg $nick $2 $3

[EVENT30]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.ytp
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub
SUB=0

[SCRIPT30]
0=/set $ytp $random 20
1=/if $ytp eq 1 /msg $channel Oh Boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!
2=/if $ytp eq 2 /msg $channel Enough, my ship sails in the morn. Hm... I wonder what's for dinner?
3=/if $ytp eq 3 /msg $channel But Father, what if something happens to you?
4=/if $ytp eq 4 /msg $channel I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
5=/if $ytp eq 5 /msg $channel Now I know how a meatball feels. ;,,;
6=/if $ytp eq 6 /msg $channel Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridine.
7=/if $ytp eq 7 /msg $channel Or else you will die. \m/
8=/if $ytp eq 8 /msg $channel Your sword is enough.
9=/if $ytp eq 9 /msg $channel Squadilah, we are off!
10=/if $ytp eq 10 /msg $channel Hm... How can we help?
11=/if $ytp eq 11 /msg $channel It's been one of those days. -_-;;
12=/if $ytp eq 12 /msg $channel Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
13=/if $ytp eq 13 /msg $channel Remember, when you pinch Wendy's pennies, she pinches back.
14=/if $ytp eq 14 /msg $channel Remember, where there's smoke-- <Luigi> There's FIAH
15=/if $ytp eq 15 /msg $channel Koopa's got the princess on his Coney Island Disco palace!
16=/if $ytp eq 16 /msg $channel Mama!? MAAAMAAAA LUIGI!?! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
17=/if $ytp eq 17 /msg $channel That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario.
18=/if $ytp eq 18 /msg $channel I fell for hours, then I found a /magic/ balloon.
19=/if $ytp eq 19 /msg $channel Skulls mean bad juju for Yoshi x_x.
20=/if $ytp eq 20 /msg $channel Accountants? HAHAH- *zap*

[EVENT31]
TYPE=When text is typed on channel                                                        CHAN
TRIGGER=.w.
MASK=* (*@*)
SNAME=MySub

[SCRIPT31]
0=/msg $channel .w.

[EVENT32]
TYPE=When private messages are received                                              MSG
TRIGGER=#*
MASK=MP (*@*)
SNAME=
SUB=0

[SCRIPT17]
0=/msg $channel Bye~

[SCRIPT32]
0=/msg $trigger

[SCRIPT12]
0=/if $2 eq MP /goto MP
1=/if $2 eq Shipp /goto Shippiddge
2=/if $2 eq B-Rad /goto B-Rad
3=/if $2 eq Katje /goto B-Rad
4=/if $2 eq Shippiddge /goto Shippiddge
5=/if $2 eq KF /goto KF
6=/if $2 eq Lord_Ryu /goto Lord_Ryu
7=/if $2 eq Tyro /goto Tyro
8=/if $2 eq Arch /goto Arch
9=/if $2 eq Egnio /goto Egnio
10=/if $2 eq Blaffle /goto Blaffle
11=/if $2 eq Zebesian /goto Zebesian
12=/if $2 eq Leo /goto Leo
13=/if $2 eq Pay /goto Paycheck
14=/if $2 eq Paycheck /goto Paycheck
15=/if $2 eq X-vid /goto X-vid
16=/if $2 eq Archie /goto Arch
17=/if $2 eq T_S_the_Cat /goto TS
18=/if $2 eq Dementio /msg $channel Hello everyone, how's it going?
19=/if $2 eq Dementio /goto endo
20=/msg $channel Hello $2.
21=/goto endo
22=:Lord_Ryu
23=/if $Lord_Ryu eq 1 /goto endo
24=/msg $channel Welcome, LR.
25=/set $Lord_Ryu eq 1
26=/goto endo
27=:B-Rad
28=/if $B-Rad eq 1 /goto endo
29=/msg $channel Hello B-Rad, how's it going?
30=/set $B-Rad eq 1
31=/goto endo
32=:Shippiddge
33=/if $Shippiddge eq 1 /goto endo
34=/msg $channel Hi there Shipp~
35=/set $Shippiddge eq 1
36=/goto endo
37=:Arch
38=/if $Arch eq 1 /goto endo
39=/msg $channel Hi Arch~
40=/set $Arch eq 1
41=/goto endo
42=:Tyro
43=/if $Tyro eq 1 /goto endo
44=/msg $channel What's happening, Tyro?
45=/set $Tyro eq 1
46=/goto endo
47=:Egnio
48=/if $Egnio eq 1 /goto endo
49=/msg $channel Hello there Egnio.
50=/set $Egnio eq 1
51=/goto endo
52=:Blaffle
53=/if $Blaffle eq 1 /goto endo
54=/msg $channel Well if it isn't little Blu come to play~
55=/set $Blaffle eq 1
56=/goto endo
57=:KF
58=/if $KF eq 1 /goto endo
59=/msg $channel Hello there KF, anything new?
60=/set $KF eq 1
61=/goto endo
62=:TS
63=/if $TS eq 1 /goto endo
64=/msg $channel Hello TS, how's today?
65=/set $TS eq 1
66=/goto endo
67=:X-vid
68=/if $X-vid eq 1 /goto endo
69=/msg $channel Welcome to the internet, X.
70=/set $X-vid eq 1
71=/goto endo
72=:Paycheck
73=/if $Pay eq 1 /goto endo
74=/msg $channel Hey Pay~
75=/set $Pay eq 1
76=/goto endo
77=:Leo
78=/if $Leo eq 1 /goto endo
79=/msg $channel Hey Leo.
80=/set $Leo eq 1
81=/goto endo
82=:Zebesian
83=/if $Zebesian eq 1 /goto endo
84=/msg $channel Welcome, Bleck fanatic~
85=/goto endo
86=:MP
87=/msg $channel Welcome, beloved creator. What happens today?
88=:endo