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Rated: E · Short Story · Contest · #1419436
entry for 55 word short story contest
The Great Outdoors
I hear it through the thin walls of my tent.  Something big is out there.  I hide deep inside the illusion of safety provided by my sleeping bag. Bang! Crash!  That must have been the ice chest.  Suddenly the tent is gone.  A warm voice growls "Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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