Your Favorite Masochist

With one glance
From those eyes
You could crack mountains.
And even make an egomaniac
Shut the fuck up about himself.
I know who you really are
And I've seen you before
Without your mask,
Without your disguise
Even if just for a second
You own every room you enter
With such brilliant tales
That no ever questions
My heart skips a beat
With every well timed punchline
You walk like you speak
With such self-assuredness
You never needed approval
Your charm is too subtle for words
If I tried to describe it
I'd run the risk
Of my tongue never working again
And that would be no good
How would I complain
Like I so love to do?
You're wonderful
And you know it
A deadly combination
End this charade
And come back to me
Signed,
Your favorite masochist.