Tootsie Pop Challenge

There are many questions in this world. How many licks does it take to get to the center
of a tootsie pop? Do aliens exist? Where the hell did I leave my underwear last night?
Not everybody has every answer. Yes, I know it is a major bummer.

Anyhoo, we have awesome people who like to try and find the solutions. For example, I took the
tootsie pop challenge into my own hands. After 3 hours , I had reached 500 licks and still no sign
of reaching the chocolatey center. Of course I was filled with extreme dissapointment and I
turned to Google for my answer.

Google is a worldwide search engine. It can provide an answer for almost anything. I was so
excited to find an answer! Behold, even Google could not provide an answer! I almost peed my
pants! How can Google fail me like this? My brain went into submission. My whole life seemed
to be a lie..

I layed in my bed. My cat was cleaning herself and I was looking at the ceiling. I went through
every single idea in my head to get my mind off the Tootsie Pop Challenge. I even thought of
dead kittens. Yes, very extreme! I turned on my television. There was a tootsie pop commercial!
My mom took me on an errand. I saw a girl with a tootsie pop shirt. I thought I was going mad!

Soon, I realized that not every question has an answer. Maybe the universe did not want me
to resolve the question. Maybe I was tampering with an unknown force! This was much bigger
than I was! I came home and fell asleep. I dreamt of tootsie pops and aliens.