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by Neets
Rated: E · Other · Comedy · #1625333
Amazing 55 Word Story Entry
"Open the door I gotta pee!" Potty dance is failing. Sinister laughter from inside. Relieving myself in the shrubbery, I'm back to the door. "There's candy if you open the door!" More sinister laughter. My three year old opens the door. He's beaming with pride. Next lesson: Grounding and What It Means To You!
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