A Boy and his Whorse

The day started out like any other, I was walking down the hall of my school. I was casually rubbing my genitals on other students and their possessions without them noticing my enormous penis. After school, I was walking towards the bus when JTsai, the local drug dealer, came up to me and decided to sell me drugs. I decided to buy a couple kilos of crack cocaine to share with my african american brethren back at the whorehouse. When I returned home, all my brothers were dead, apparently killed by the KKK. Spooky's van was found, but he had not been able to run the KKK yet. Tyrone and Tyrese were found with a bong in the closet. Shaniqua was found sucking the soft, limp, penis of 4PoundZ. I, Albert Bjerre Andersen, would start a new life, free from all the drugs I had before. However, before I left, I needed to get rid of all evidence. I took all the drugs at the same time. Miraculously, I began to fly. I flew over the buildings. I was so high I felt like I was in the sky. I then jumped off a building and fell into a barn. In this barn, was a mystical animal that would change my life forever. It was a big-dicked Unicorn, the rarest of them all. He immediately came over to me and ripped off my pants with his long mouth. Luckily, I had my buttplug and shoved it up the unicorn's urethra before it was too late.