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Rated: 18+ · Short Story · Comedy · #1708323
Flash fiction
Last night I stayed in. I went to bed at 10pm, and woke up with a bad, bad, bad belly ache. I rolled on the floor with the pain. At 2.30am I rang my sidekick. Told him about the pain. All he was concerned about was sleeping.

  I ran down stairs  and got a pain killer, what was the point of swallowing that, when it came back up.



Finally got to bed and woke up at 9pm with house phone ringing.

The person said on the phone: "Where was you last night?"



"Mind your fucking business"

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