Spunky Old Broads

Remember the days when their hair was blue?
When they sipped on Sherry
While playing Bridge or Clue.

It's the 21st century now
All that old lady stuff is over
It doesn't fit with the times
Don't even try to get them to embrace it
I swear they'll have a cow!

Today they blog, and talk on smart phones
They hate hairspray and tint
They praise the blue pill
With their multi-orgasmic moans

They do yoga and Zumba
There are no old lady sags
Its Triphoria
Not geritol you'll find in their bags

We've certainly come a long way
From Edith and Maude
From weekly salon dates
From dinner at four
It's the wave of the future
No more little old ladies
Just spunky old broads!