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A short absurd story. |
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During the sixth attempt to widen the universe, a figure, not out of focus, projected itself on the nearest planet, floating on its aura for several seconds before shipwrecking sleepless on the humid ground where he will then wear a set of rigid wings. He was already performing, after no time at all, twirls and air vaults obtaining extended sounds (in width) ahead of its times. His enemies tracked him down nearby the castle wrapped in flames; he was stabbed while he leaned, bare chested, towards a straight opening -”Pain in my ass!”- he said moving his lips 15 times. Because of the unceasing pain, unfortunately he did not sleep that night; he stood up in the morning with sore bones, showing a happy face to the new day. Two things he did with passion: refereed soccer games and he was a well respected magician. One day, from his inside pocket, with astonishment, pulled out, frightened, the incomparable Piero! He was an OK boy, and always taking charge of situations in which he was given charge. One evening while seated on a fake chair, he orchestrated an act of kindness so well so that a high pitched part of that act gave out a tinkling sound that covered the bay. Piero kept at hand one of the most beautiful suit, and inside one of the pockets he always found a nice piece of Reggiano cheese. The pleasant presence of some baby pigs made him pee on himself; Piero was a little shocked, and only after a handful of seconds he discovered that those little pigs belonged to a despicable race, headed by the delicate daughter of King Lear! The girl, very little interested in marriage, induced Piero to complete three difficult trials: recover a potent explosive situated in the basement of Alvaro, the warlock; paint an abstract painting (up to a point), and last, create a title of a famous thriller! Piero, who had always suffered the problems of urban life, this time he threw himself head first thinking capable of being able to succeed. The house of Alvaro was near a gigantic cliff, and easily spotted because its half was missing. Piero arranged a machine gun right by the front door and then stationed himself on the roof and waited! Meanwhile, a tree house broke completely and fell on the ground several times; Alvaro, the warlock, visibly anxious, sparked off a furious thunderstorm that fellatio on the poor Piero, perplexed and tropic of cancer at the same time. However, the power of the warlock did not last very long, due to an illness that he was dragging for years, caused by the use of tainted corn. Piero, lacking confidence, took advantage of the situation and threw eggs at the warlock; now, the poor boy did not know that Alvaro was protected by two skillful trapeze artists that on their days off were working as sound engineers at the home of chief of police Scott. So, Piero was seized in the sky, and by trying to free himself killed one of the trapeze artist with only one punch. In the meantime, a prehistoric ostrich was flying around and spotted the boy waving at him; the nasty bird, who had learned many tricks from a traffic cop in Paris, prophetized the ruin of the two flying beings in putrid waters. Piero at that moment was wearing a two piece suit very “ciucc'ame'ucaz”; in fact, it made him recall of when he gained weight eating polenta at the nearest amusement park. The left over trapeze artist, who read minds, added the number of words that Piero was thinking; then, subtracting from the ones that didn't make any sense at the end of each phrase, obtained a number of letters equivalent to the conversation that took place between Alvaro and him 3 days ago. Piero was unhooked in flight, and by falling downward, he went to occupy a spot on the ground not entirely flat. The reactions of the warlock during these dramatic situations were in accordance with reality, therefore did not hesitate in taking his well deserved nap after lunch. Mint, Tomai and Astro were placed outside the warlock's home as a sign of peace, while the moon showing its backside, sparked on the properties of the most respected individuals. The triple incognitas of this tale (not yet revealed), conclude in a choir what happened in this oily and veiny period included between the beyond and a variation of the same; end of discussion! |
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