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From the Dairies of a Non-Mad Man with a Wine Hangover
I wake up early this morning something on my mind no in my heart. Nursing a headache that is Merlot inspired.
If nothing else this is a warning I want everyone to be on the look-out, they are losing their fear and this is a very dangerous thing. I can only imagine the way it is on each coast being that this is Arkansas dead center and just a little south. How is it that we have allowed them to come so far, to invade middle America? Are we becoming docile in our senses or has apathy set in as Livestock "just give us our grass in the shadow of the slaughter house"? Have they kicked us in the Balls so many times we no longer feel the sting and sickness as the pain swells?
Here's the rant and the reason: driving home from my Hellish job in my beater of a car barely able to do the 70 mph speed limit I look in my mirror and see a black sleek sports car coming up fast. Oh' the little gifts of God just to see a vehicle like this tends to lift my sprits and remind me the American Dream is alive and if I work and save I can have one too! In anticiapated joy I watch it come closer what is it Vette, Jag? All at once it's on me and like some Sci-Fi thriller time stood still. Oh it's a Mercedes "E" class E550, remember time stood still so I can describe with great detail even though it's pushing 90. The sedan is black with crome trim, sleek, and European! Just the thing to lift the spirits of the ball-busted. No it's horror that's driving, his slicked back hair black with Dye, Armani suit phone at his ear .... trying to hide the real looks of a 8 eyed 14 legged space invader.
The passenger is a living breathing plastic Lady, breast out to the front of the car wrapped in fur even though it's July. She's pushing 60 in my estimation but damn if she didn't look like my daughter finest face money can buy. Her lips are pouty and petulant smeared in red. Her hair cut in Barbie Doll style blond and flipped up at the ends.
Here's the shocker, the horror, the license plate read "Arkansas State Senator"! My God how can this be, this is the land of the Southern Demorcrat, the grass they fed us "we work closely with Industry but the people we serve". Right then and there I knew that they have lost their fear these celestial beings no longer care our senses they have softened.
Here are the facts I have looked it up, a State Senator makes $ 14,765.00 yearly, a E550 cost $ 50,000.00 you can do the math remember my head is swelled.
They used to hide from us, it would have been a Chevy or Ford once in awhile even a Cadillac, no Armani would they wear but JC Penny Stafford, Instead of hair dye it would be balding on top. His lady would be disgiused as his High School sweetheart plump and round with sagging breast held up with cross your heart. No this is an attack ready your 30-30's there coming after us, strap on your bowie knives they no longer care if we vote them out. We should have seen it coming its right on TV all the networks warned us .... Wait another revolation; mainstream media is on the other side!
The bastards are cunning I'll give them that Native Amercians warned us of Shape Shifters, we should have listened while we took their land! In the days they were all white males but visionarys hunted them down killed them where they sat, Hunter S, Woodard and Bernstien championed our cause so in great strategy the evil aliens have assimilated the press, they've changed who they are .... housewifes, people of color, but they're all the same just smarter.
Ruthless and cunning we have to reply, my head is clearing and now that I think no knives or guns can take them, Screw the bastards next elections I'll "write in candidate"


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