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I don't get it.... but, I like hugs

      I swear on a stack of Playboy Mags, I am not a pervert.
      Lets go to my Catholic Question Box: Does the Catholic Church
      approve of the teaching of sex hygiene in the schools?
      Answer: "The public discussion of sex details destroys modesty
                  and shame, the two natural protectors of chastity.
                  The true place for such information and guidance is the
                  home, common sense and a love for one's own, prompting
                  the father to speak to his boy, and the mother to her girl.
                  Obedience to conscience and the laws of God, come from
                  the pulpit and privately in the confessional, where the Priest
                  as another Christ acts as spiritual father and physician."
                  (The Question Box; Rev. Bertrand L. Conway, The Paulist Press)

      You wanna be Catholic? Yes? Okay how many dysfunctional families are
      there? And how many child molesting Priests are there? Something is
      radically wrong with this Church. Sex is fun; unwanted sexually diseases
      and pregnancy are not. Hence, the dilemma; to screw or not to screw.
     
      Sean Hannity, "You (sex ed teacher) are indoctrinating our kids."
      Yes, knowledge is truth, Sean. And here is the awful truth puberty is about
      sex. How to do it and how to find someone to do it with. I was an ugly
      duckling, but I had sex in my puberty. Why, because teenagers are horny.
      I was taught to wash my hands and eat from the four healthy food groups;
      eggs, milk, meat and vegetables. Yummy! Why not teach sexual hygiene?

      A frank explanation on how easy it is for a teenage girl to get pregnant,
      is common sense. Some kids think you can't get pregnant it your drunk.
      A common myth is if a girl pees right after sex she wont get pregnant.
      I wonder how many wholesome families were started that way?
      Sexual transmitted diseases can remain on toilet seats! What a pissah!
      Sharing a soda can transmit a sexual disease. Viruses love liquids.
   
      Sean did you know that child birth can damage a woman's cervix?
      There is a knife used to widen the vagina, during the birthing.
      In my day, I had to watch a child birth movie and listen to a lecture
      on VD and abstinence at North Cambridge Ringe and Latin.
      We still had sex, but we used a rubber.
 
      Homosexuality is part of puberty. Yeah, and so is gay bashing.
      So, what would Sean Hannity say to his son or daughter if they were
      feeling gay? Most teenage homosexuals are not excepted by their families
      and definitely not by their clergy. Why?

      Because the Bible forbids it, along with marrying non-Jews, but its okay
      to marry your sister and sell your daughters.

      Let's consider normal sex..... You get married(hopefully to a love one).
      Now, it's time to have okay sex... No annal and No oral; it's illegal in
      some states along the Bible Belt. Wow! Does that sound like fun?
      And then, you have children, who are horny as Hell. Now, you have to
      be a good parent and tell them not have sex until they are married and
      bored like you. Does this make sense?

      Sean, I hope you are not abusing your wife. A wife can file rape charges
      against her husband. She can also claim emotional abuse, when she
      cuts off your wee-wee. Do you ever think about that when you slip under the
      covers? Gee, my wife's a ticking time bomb and she can kill me and
      get away with it. Wow! What a great institution marriage is!

      Just ranting..

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      meow!
     
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