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A plum and a pickle go on a blind date.. |
| A pickle and a plum went on a blind date They bonded so well, Plum thought it was fate Pickle liked Vodka, Plum sure did too They drank and they talked until the bottle was through When Plum woke up he was tied to the bed His pants were ripped off and his plum ass it bled He strained and squinted to read a note on the mirror Plum bucked and he thrashed to move the bed near The message was written in tart pickle juice Plum read it aloud as he tried to get loose " SORRY PLUM BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. YOUR ROUND PLUM ASS MADE MY PICKLE LIPS MOIST. I HAVE STOLEN YOUR WALLET AND TAKEN YOUR CAR. NEVER TRUST A PICKLE THAT'S NOT IN A JAR....SORRY ABOUT YOUR ANUS =(" |
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