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“In the lands of the frozen tundra’s ice it is hard to survive.  It’s the same as the weather in Siberia and Antarctica.  Hi I’m Larthar Lunninghan and I’ll show you what you need for this trip!  A Insulated basket is our new product of the future which will insure the lasting of your gum, warm of your clothing, and can even be used with this small strap as a ice testing strip.  Our other product that is a must have is the water tower set.  This unique item has lenses in a strong clothing that is sure to last a life-time.  The lenses are laid elegantly in the fabric which stretches upon a 10 to 18 foot tower that can be collapsed and raised by the pull of a few levers.  A tower like this is perfect to see where you want to go anywhere; it is even good for jungles, forests, and camping.  These exclusive items can be yours for the low price of $129.10.  If you order now 5% off with no questions asked!”

         “That was great Larthar!”

         “Thank you George; I think you got my sweet cheek!”

         “You mean your good side?”

         “Whatever let’s just get…”

         “The ice is cracking beneath us”

         “Oh crap”

         End Broadcast.