Political Scatology (144 words)

The crowd gasped as the elephant trumpeted while covering Wallace Fitzgerald in feces. It was bad enough the man had fallen off a ladder, worse into a pile of dung, and worst he was being buried in shit.

"Get him out, now!" said the benefactor, who wretched with disgust and mirth. He could barely hide his smile, or retract his bile.

The politician, meanwhile, did his best to tunnel out from the dung around him. Vomiting businessmen and women filled the crowd, and some with stronger stomachs recorded Fitzgerald emerging victoriously from a fecal tomb. Collective gasps and wretches filled the air, as the offending elephant sprayed Fitzgerald with waste water from his nether-regions.

"I just wanted to pet him," Fitzgerald cried, suit soiled and shaking.

"I always knew Wallace was full of shit," an onlooker whispered, "but covered in it?"