Fat Albert: Day of Reckoning

Fat Albert: Day of Reckoning

         Albert awoke with a start, drenched in sweat, mostly from the terrible dream he had, but also because of his life threatening obesity making him much warmer in the late night inner-city heat. "Hey, hey, hey, I got a bad feeling about today." Albert rhymed under his breath. Albert turned over to his side, bed creaking from his weight, and tried to go back to sleep to get some more rest before the school day began.
         The next morning Albert awoke, and realized he had slept in, his mother had not come to wake him up for school like she normally would. Finding this very strange, Albert got dressed and waddled out of his room and down the stairs to look for his parents. Albert entered the kitchen and no one was to be seen. "Hey momma, where are you? Dad? Anyone?" Albert echoed throughout the house. No one replied, and Albert became worried. Albert felt he should leave and show up for school, his friends are probably wondering where he is and his parents probably went out to go shopping and just forgot to wake him, Albert thought.
         On the way to the school, Albert saw a boy lying face down in the street. Running over to the collapsed figure, realizing that the person was his good friend, Dumb Donald. "Hey, hey, hey, Dumb Donald, are you okay?" Albert asked the lifeless body. Albert flipped Donald over to see his hat covered face and saw that he had a black eye and was beaten and bloody.
"Rudy!" Albert exclaimed.
"F-Fat.. Albert..." Donalds scratchy voice breathed out in exhaustion and pain.
"What happened to you, who did this?" asked Albert.
Before Donald could answer, an energy blast came down from the sky and blew Dumb Donald's head right off his shoulders, blood and gore spraying everywhere. Albert looked up, face covered in blood, to see a bright yellow hedgehog in the sky.
"Sonic? Why? Why would you do this?" Albert asked the flying glowing gold hedgehog as he held the mangled corpse of his dead friend.
"He wanted my chaos emeralds, everyone of your friends are hunting for them. I showed them all and they became overcome with a lust for power. Weird Harold was the first I had to kill, he came at me like a mad man. No one is allowed to harness the power of the chaos emeralds except for me." Replied Sonic.
"Of course. The Chaos Emeralds..." said Fat Albert. "Hey, hey, hey, that's not okay. I'll get you for this, just you wait, Sonic the Hedgehog!" Albert cried out.
"Heh, before you do that you might want to give some time to mourn the destruction of your parents first. I flew into your house last night and stole them while they slept and threw them into the sun. They're long gone, Albert." Sonic said snidely.
Albert fell to his knees, tears welling up in his eyes. He had lost both of his parents and two of his closest friends to Sonic. Sonic flew away with the Chaos Emeralds, and his attention turned back to Dumb Donald's corpse which had started to move on the ground. The corpse's arm motioned and pointed to it's rear end. Albert knew what he must do. Albert ran to the corpse and pulled down its pants, thrusting his large member into his dead friends anus, thrusting in and out, with each thrust helping Albert to gain more power.
In the distance as he was flying from Albert and Dumb Donald, Sonic sensed Albert's power growing. Sonic was not going to let this continue, so he flew into the sky and held his palms up into the air, drawing power from all the evil beings on the planet, creating an Evil Spirit Bomb, throwing it towards Earth, obliterating it completely. Albert, and all life on Earth now ceased to exist.

The End