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A young woman gets herself stuck in a hole in her fence after a squirrel steals her purse.
Twenty-seven year old Jessica Watson was out in her back garden one afternoon before going to collect her seven year old Lisa when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her purse flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by a squirrel, who ran through a rather small hole in her back garden fence.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful short dark blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her slightly big breasts and thin stomach were covered by a pink t-shirt with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

Jessica cursed her clumsiness then quickly ran over to the fence and stuck her hands through the hole but still her purse was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the squirrel nicely to return it to her.

She then tried to climb over the fence but the combination of her big butt and short skirt made her quickly realise that wasn't a good idea.

The young blond said, "Why did I forgot to buy nuts yesterday, this is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze but I really need my purse," as she realised that she would have to go through the hole in the fence to retrieve her purse and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Jessica put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the fence then stuck her head through the hole and after a brief struggle due to her boobs, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young woman quickly found the squirrel, who dropped her purse and winked at her before running off as she put it in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the hole in the fence but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

Jessica said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half through here after that big lunch and second piece of mom's chocolate fudge cake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the fence and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just simply refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid hole, I really don't have time for this today," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the fence for more leverage, which made several loud creaking sounds in protest at her efforts but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," said the now embarrassed Jessica as she pinched herself to make sure this wasn't just a terrible dream then thought about calling her best friend Melissa or her husband Jacob for help but remembered that her phone was in her bag on the other side of the fence and decided against calling out for help because she would be absolutely mortified if the neighbours found her like this.

She then felt a sudden cool breeze behind her and said, "This was definitely a bad day to wear a short skirt," as she realised that she should probably get herself comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief struggle and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just a bit more curvaceous than usual," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear her dog Toby, an adorable beagle.

Jessica said, "Oh, it's just you, boy, I would love to play with you but unfortunately, I'm stuck, so please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as he then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young blond began wiggling her rear end and said, "Toby, stop pulling at my skirt like that, you're definitely not helping plus it's my favourite one," but still her dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Jessica's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that Toby had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by black panties with tiny kittens on them for the world to see.

The young woman said sarcastically, "Thanks for your help, boy," then she questioned her choice of underwear but knew that at least, her day couldn't possibly get any worse as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Jessica said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young blond had now been stuck in the hole in the fence for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm actually going to be stuck here forever," as she then tried to unsuccessfully push and wiggle herself free again when she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Jessica's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused husband, who had arrived home with Lisa.

Jacob asked his wife, "Honey, why on earth is your backside sticking out of the fence and more importantly, why on earth is your underwear showing?"

The absolutely humiliated Jessica explained the entire situation before her daughter asked, "Mom, you look really silly but are you all right," with some concern in her voice.

The young woman replied, "Don't worry Lisa, I'm absolutely fine but unfortunately, I'm really, really stuck."

Jacob said, "Don't worry Jessica, we'll soon have you out of there," as he used her phone to call Melissa and his wife's close friend Sophie to come help as the two quickly arrived and burst into laughter when they saw their friend's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the fence.

The couple's next door neighbour Chloe then came over to see what was going on and was more than happy to help after the situation was explained to her.

The absolutely humiliated Jessica thought about just remaining stuck as she would never live this down as her husband grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is definitely going to hurt a bit," as Melissa pulled his waist, Sophie pulled Melissa's lsgs, Chloe pulled Sophie's sweeter and even Lisa helped by pulling at the hem of Chloe's short red dress with white polka dots.

Jacob said, "All right everyone, Heave, as the epic tug of war with fence over his wife began.
The young blond said," OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, OW, " as the fence still refused to let her leave and loud creaking sounds in protest of the pulling.
Her husband said, "Heave," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
Jessica said, "OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," as she still just wouldn't budge.
The young man said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength as Chloe really hoped her expensive dress wouldn't rip.

The poor young blond was streched to her absolute limit as the fence creaked extremely loudly and Toby began pulling at the hem of Chloe's black skirt while the bird began pulling at the front of her t-shirt until finally, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Jessica was pulled from the hole in the fence at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her dog looked on.

The now overjoyed young woman said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm free, I'm finally free, I was beginning to think that I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her husband and daughter then hugged her friends, next door neighbour and Toby, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, love the kittens, very cute," joked a laughing Melissa.

Jessica then remembered that everyone including Lisa could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone went inside to have something to eat together while laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The End.


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