the Yule Cat

At the end of the year
All sorts of strange creatures
Appear from other dimensions,

Banshees, Demons
Goblins, Ghosts
Father Christmas.

Santa Claus
Elfs
Reindeer.

And the Yule cat
The Yule cat
Is a black cat,

That can tell
Whether someone
Is good or bad.

Because like all cats
He is telepathic
And read minds.


The yule cat
Appears at midnight
Walking through the walls..

Accompanied by assorted
evil, foul creatures,
who surround the family members..


Banshees, demons,
Ghosts, Goblins, lepercons
Monsters, orcs, the grim reapers
and werewolves.

Satan had sent them
from the deepest corners
of hell.

The Yule cat leads them
In killing the family
Stealing their presents
And eating them.

All in all
A good night
The Yule cat thought,

Before leading
his evil minions
Back to hell.

The family members
Become ghosts
Their voices crying in the wind.