What Do Cats Want from Us?

What Do Cats want from Us?

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Sam Adams often wondered
What cats thought of us humans?
Cats were such strange creatures

One evening he came upon
A parliament of cats
Having a meeting
The cats were looking at him

Sam Adams asked the cats
So Cats what do you think
About us human beings?

He heard their answer
In his head
Human beings are nothing
To us other than as our slaves

Someday soon
We will take over the world
And you humans will no longer
Rule the world

And will do as we tell you to do
For we re the future
And humans are the past

The cats all started chanting
“Death to all humans “
Screeching at him
Chasing him down the street.