Sam Adams Rides the Strange Horse

Sam Adams woke up one day in a strange vast forest
Filled with Bigfoot, banshees, demons, devils, dwarfs,
giants, leprechauns, monsters, orcs, space aliens, yeti, zombies.
A black horse made up of human skeletons,
Appeared, telling him to get on
He was the horse that drove people
To meet the grim reaper
it was his date to learn his fate.