Randy Speeg is 33 and suffers from the most chronic case of writer's block ever recorded by modern medicine. Numerous blood, and psychological tests, MRIs, and CATscans have been done by some of the brightest minds in the field, yet a cure remains elusive. The closest Randy has come to a cohesive well written thought was his recent rambling review of the final episode of LOST, cursing it for robbing him of 6 years of enjoyment within the span of 2 hours. However even that has left most experts scratching their heads in confusion. Randy also holds the current Guinness record for most screenplays conceived without a single word typed.