I was born to my parents, as a baby. Just so you know, I'm Saltlicke, but my real name is unknown. I will not give out my last name, either, though, because I am afraid of stalker maniacs. When I was, like six or so, I got hit with a bat in the face and got stitches and rode in an ambulance. It was really awesome. Yeah. Please read my stuff. It's not that great, but I try. My handel is Saltlick of the 21st Century. Have a nice day. PLEASE REVIEW!!!