I am a writer (though whether or not I'm a good writer is heavily debatable). I write because if I did not, I fear that my head would explode from the resulting pressure, all of the many stories therein escaping my skull and spewing forth over the sidewalk (not to mention all over any unlucky passers by) in a great gush of gore. Imagine the mess! Constructive criticism not only wellcome, but vastly appreciated!