Who is this disarmingly handsome new guy? You feel like you've met him before somewhere, but you just can't place it. Is he an old friend in disguise, or an imposter who knows more about you than he should? Where did he come from? Does he have a sinister agenda? What is that weird rash on your elbow? All those questions and more will not be answered. Ever. Welcome to the port of the Mysterious New Guy...