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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It was Monday, March 11th, 2024, and you and your wife have just gotten out of jail! You are still furious over spending yet, another weekend behind bars! And to top it all off, you, your wife, and your kids are now in a hotel room because their is yet, ANOTHER RAT infestation in your house! However, this infestation is MUCH larger than the last one, and Terminix crew are going to need a day or two to help clear out the rats! And not only that, but you have to spend ANOTHER TRUCK LOAD of money on getting a repair crew to patch up the holes in your house, CAUSED BY THE RATS! And now, you are spending your last bit of a paycheck on a room at a hotel while all this crap is going on...of course, that bastard Ross keeps telling you to keep the house clean and things like this wouldn't happen! HE NEEDS TO KINDLY SHUT UP OR LOSE SOME TEETH!!! On Thursday, March 14th, 2024, you are finally able to come back home...however, you would be getting some bad news from Facebook again...apparently, that bastard Ross is going to see yet, ANOTHER DUMB INDIAN FILM!!! Are you fucking kidding?!? YOU JUST WENT THROUGH A WEEKEND OF HELL BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING PEOPLE!!! AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HIS ASININE ROOMMATE IS STILL A HUGE FUCKING JERK TO YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! On Saturday, March 16th, 2024, you, your wife, and your children would go over to the International Movie Theater to try to confront the bastard...but unfortunately, your group didn't get past the front doors because the bitches at the ticket stand said that the movie is violent and they don't recommend kids inside to see it. You would try to argue with the ticket workers, but would end up getting chased off by the gargantuan security guards again and forced to flee the parking lot! In a vacant parking lot, you begin to blow your gasket again! However, you would manage to calm down for a little bit and quickly tell your wife to drive the family to a certain Mexican restaurant.  As you pull back into the restaurant's parking lot, you start to feel some dread because last time your family came here, your group got kicked out because your family went on a tirade over Ross donating food to homeless migrants... Your group would go through the front doors, and the first things the prick at the bar says to you is, "Turn your fat ass around and get the fuck out!" You tried to plead with the people to just let bygones be bygones and let your family eat there because the kids are hungry, your wife is hungry, your hungry, and you were FAR from being in the mood to do any cooking today! The bartender, not in the mood to listen to your pleas, starts to fling insults at you such as "Pendejo!" Before flinging a liquor bottle at you! Your family would quickly get back into the SUV and drive off! Thankfully, there was another Mexican place your group can eat at... You would stay outside in the SUV and watch the kids while your wife goes inside and places the order. You have recently found out about a new kind of chicken that Taco Bell will be serving! However, when your wife comes back out with the food...you saw so such thing...all you see is regular tacos, burritos, nachos, and quesadillas! You angrily ask your wife about where the chicken is and she tells you that the Taco Bell staff told her that...the special chicken dishes won't come in for another week. Furious with this, you would storm into the Taco Bell, pound on the front counter, and yell and cuss out the teenage workers behind the front counter before storming off. Back at home, you would be opening up a pack of Pop-Tarts to help quell your anger and hunger when your wife suddenly confronts you about your behavior at the Taco Bell... You would lock yourself up in your office and begin to eat on some various candy bars and chips, moaning out in euphoria as your wife continues to angrily bang on your office door... |
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