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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Monday, March 25th, 2024, and you are still in shock over your dog having a seizure! However, this wasn't the only thing that would be making you all pissy. While trying to recover from the shock of your dog having a seizure, you were trying to book a trip to Wrestlemania 2024! However, not only is your wife being a royal bitch and making you buy a bunch of stupid shit for your kids, but the utility companies have recently started to charge you up the ass again due to some "late fees" or some bull crap like this. Because of all of this, you have no choice but to call off the trip in order to keep your bank account from going into the red. Every year, you have always went to Wrestlemania without delay! However, finances haven't been too kind as of late, and that bitch you call a wife is forcing you to do things with the kids! Throughout the week, you have been fuming about this from sun up to sun down, and this would continue until, on Thursday, March 28th, 2024, you find out that your brother is going to another horror movie called, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2!"  Are you fucking kidding? Last time this movie came out, you almost broke up with your girlfriend, you had a heart attack, and you were forced to eat grainy, wheatey cereal! And to top it off, you see that Ross has found out about you bitching and whining about not being able to go to Wrestlemania and tells you to just, "Man up and just embrace parenthood!" You get pissed and kindly TELL THE ASSHOLE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! You wanted to confront the bastard at the movies and call him out on his bullshit, but due to how depressed you are and how financially strapped you are thanks to the greedy utility companies and your wife, you have no choice but to put on some WWE reruns while chowing down on a truck load of big macs... |
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