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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #1717179
It's funnier when someone else hits their funny bone, this chronicles elements of both.
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#708720 added October 18, 2010 at 10:04am
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For Theodore

I can stand in the sand,
and carry the buckets.

I can stand in the grass,
and mow the lawn.

I cannot stand on the ice
without falling on my-

Wouldn't it be grand-
Wouldn't it be great-
If I could just levitate.
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