Evolution of Love 2

Moms will be Moms

*Moms will be Moms... Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.*

*Issac Newton's mother--*
"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--*
"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--*
Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

*Abraham Lincoln's mother--*
"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."

*James Watt's mother--*
"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

*Alexander Graham Bell's mother--*
"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

*Galileo Galilei's mother--*
"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

*Samuel Morse's mother--*
"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

*Mona Lisa's mother--*
"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

*Michelangelo's mother--*
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

*Albert Einstein's mother--*
"Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"

*Bill Gates's mother--*
"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."

*Danial Fahrenheit's mother--*
"Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

*Georg Ohm's mother--*
"I don't like you resisting everything I say."

*Robert Boyle's mother--*
"If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

*Alessandro Volta's mother--*
"It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”

*Andre Ampere’s mother--*
“Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”

*Socrates's mother--*
"If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."

*Christopher Columbus’ mother--*
"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”

*Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.*

😃😁 cheers Mums 🙏