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#1003454 added February 3, 2021 at 10:40pm
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Dana Perino vs Anna Kasperian


Dana Perino is short but cute.
Ana Kasparian is petite and has a large head.
She is cute as well.
I don't know who would win in a debate.
I would enjoy watching them mud wrestle nude.

Bing-bong!

Muzzy answers his doorbell.
Dana Perino and Ana Kasparian are standing in his entryway.
Muzzy presses his speaker com, "How may I help you?"
Dana presses the speaker com, "May we come in? Our tour bus broke down."
Muzzy recognizes them as TV political pundits and buzzes them in.
"Wow," Muzzy has a toothy smile, "I enjoy your shows."

Muzzy takes Dana and Anna's trench coats.
He is startled to see they are wearing matching cabaret costumes.
"Are you doing a cabaret?" Muzzy queries.
Dana adjusts her lycra tights, "It wasn't my idea."
Muzzy's Philipino maid brings out some tea on a silver tray.
The maid is in a red lace catsuit.

"This is Evon." Muzzy pours the tea, "I hired her online."
Evon has a ponytail strapped on.
Muzzy smiles, "Do you like ponies?"
Dana and Anna look at each other with wide eyes and laugh.
"Yes." Dana replies and sips.
Anna looks over at Muzzy's aquarium, "Those are big Angels."

Muzzy reclines in his Lazyboy, "That's a panda Angel and two lace Angels."
"Why are you doing a musical?" Muzzy queried.
Anna stands and holds her right leg to the right side of her face.
"Sorry, I'm having a leg cramp," Anna smacks and rubs her inner thigh. ..
"We're both owned by the same donors and they asked us to do a cabaret."
Muzzy nods, "How is the tour?"
Dana shrugs, "COVID isn't helping," and then she removes her leotard.

Muzzy is in shock and awe.
Dana walks over to him and sits in his lap with her arms around his neck.
She is still wearing her sparkling lycra tights and red stiletto heels.
"This is nice," Muzzy smiles.
Dana gives Muzy a passionate kiss, "I'm kinky."
Anna removed her leotard and has crawled over to Muzzy.
She is suckling on his meat popsicle.

"Evon! I need my pills!" Muzzy cries out.
Evon arrives with the pills and bottled water.
"Insert the ponytail!" Muzzy commands Evon.
Evon inserts her ponytail into her and turns the vibrator on.
She wags her tail while twerking...
"I told my boyfriend I would be visiting you." Anna made a Cheshire cat smile.
Anna licked Evon's honey pot, "He likes to watch."

Muzzy looks up startled at the sight of a camera crew outside his window.
"We're not doing a musical," Anna laughed.
"I asked my husband if I could have sex with other people."
"We were so bored with each other," Dana Perino did a lap dance.
Anna waved to the camera crew and Evon buzzed them in.
"Wait. They should wear masks." Muzzy's objection was ignored.
Anna squeezed Muzzy's fun bag, "We've all had our shots."

"I take Cholorphil," Muzzy gasped as the two news women pumped him.

Reflections~Nothing is the same ...


Vertago
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