Adventures in Wonderland

Its My Own Invention: What is it Called?

Pizza Pies (or is it the Hungry Hungry Man?...)

I clicked upon my Web Browser
to check the Yelp reviews.
I looked at all the foods there were
and wondered what to to choose.
Where are you 5 star restaurants?
I asked it through the haze
The answer list showed what I want
and it was like a maze.

I typed I dream of Pizza Pies
The Cheesy Tasty Treat.
The toppings could be a surprise
but very good to eat.
The search results returned a list
of Pizza joints to taste
and 5 star locales did exist
that other patrons graced

I looked across all the reviews
of people who would rate.
A lot agreed a place brand new
had pizza that was great.
"The dough here's nice and soft" one said.
"The cheese here is divine
and I would order Garlic bread
if this order was mine."

But I was thinking of a plan
to get my Pizza cheap.
I'd use the door dash caravan
with coupons I would reap.
I quickly scoured my abode
for fees I'd circumvent
and came across a discount code
that offered 10 percent.
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Word Count: 219 Words
Line Count: 32 Lines

Inspired by "Haddock Eyes" by Lewis Carroll which is itself a parody of William Wordsworth's poem "Resolution and Independence".